June 2010
1 post
Jun 23rd
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August 2009
2 posts
caylamarie: go braves hahahah DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
Aug 15th
caylamarie: we’re watching baseball drinking vodka tonic’s. god i love baseball. i think i’m the only female who likes it. More girls like this, please.
Aug 15th
May 2009
23 posts
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
May 26th
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“If you do not chain me before the full moon, I will kill again”
– Maya Angelou Source:  Aaron Diaz
May 25th
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
Operation Watch This: The Top 10 Pro Tips From... →
The definitive list? No. This missed the one about making ice cubes from juice, but it still holds ten good clips.
May 21st
May 19th
May 18th
New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed As Future of... →
Thank you, The Onion.
May 18th
May 18th
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May 14th
May 14th
May 14th
May 13th
Stray Link: Judge Orders Deadbeat Dads To Watch... →
thedailywhat: FTA: “Some of these men in my court watch the show and see how ridiculous some of the deadbeats look, and then they realize it’s them.”
May 13th
Jenks fined for not hitting batter →
Weapons-grade balonium.  How else is a pitcher supposed to protect his batters (especially in the AL) or keep opponents honest?  First the DH, then armor for the batters, now this.
May 13th
May 12th
Inconsequential Thought
I always am hassled slightly when I order a caesar side salad at a restaurant.  Well, I am tried of keeping the explanation to myself, so I will write it out where no one will most likely read it.*  Salads (usually) contain lettuce, which are structurally composed of cellulose. No enzyme in the human body can degrade cellulose into an absorbable (new word?) nutrient, so the molecule passes through...
May 12th
May 12th
All Nighters...
…still suck
May 1st
April 2009
12 posts
Apr 28th
511 notes
Texts From Last Night →
tranbot: lookie at this gem i stumbled upon…
Apr 26th
51 notes
How to Deal with an Existential Crisis →
salonika: wikihow is my one-stop resource for advice on psychological issues.
Apr 24th
Apr 20th
Apr 19th
fmylife: Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
Apr 18th
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Joke of the Day:
thedailywhat: Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Nevermind, it’s a really obscure number and you’ve probably never heard of it. [via.]
Apr 17th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 5th
“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at...”
– Demetri Martin (via punchlines)
Apr 4th
The Orion Radio News: Maverick tugboat captain... →
Apr 3rd
Apr 1st
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March 2009
42 posts
Mar 31st
19 notes
fmylife: Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML
Mar 31st
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
“you know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. nowadays everybody’s...”
– charles manson (via mercifuldiatribe)
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
BBC News: Holiday marks Tibet 'liberation' →
Mar 28th
Mar 27th
63 notes
That 13-year-old father? He's not the father... →
markn: hellonewworld: Maury! Maury! Maury! from Alex at http://legospaceship.tumblr.com/
Mar 27th
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