June 2010
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
caylamarie:
go braves hahahah
DISREGARD THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
caylamarie:
we’re watching baseball drinking vodka tonic’s. god i love baseball. i think i’m the only female who likes it.
More girls like this, please.
May 2009
23 posts
If you do not chain me before the full moon, I will kill again
– Maya Angelou
Source: Aaron Diaz
Operation Watch This: The Top 10 Pro Tips From... →
The definitive list? No. This missed the one about making ice cubes from juice, but it still holds ten good clips.
New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed As Future of... →
Thank you, The Onion.
Stray Link: Judge Orders Deadbeat Dads To Watch... →
thedailywhat:
FTA:
“Some of these men in my court watch the show and see how ridiculous some of the deadbeats look, and then they realize it’s them.”
Jenks fined for not hitting batter →
Weapons-grade balonium. How else is a pitcher supposed to protect his batters (especially in the AL) or keep opponents honest? First the DH, then armor for the batters, now this.
Inconsequential Thought
I always am hassled slightly when I order a caesar side salad at a restaurant. Well, I am tried of keeping the explanation to myself, so I will write it out where no one will most likely read it.* Salads (usually) contain lettuce, which are structurally composed of cellulose. No enzyme in the human body can degrade cellulose into an absorbable (new word?) nutrient, so the molecule passes through...
All Nighters...
…still suck
April 2009
12 posts
Texts From Last Night →
tranbot:
lookie at this gem i stumbled upon…
How to Deal with an Existential Crisis →
salonika:
wikihow is my one-stop resource for advice on psychological issues.
fmylife:
Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
Joke of the Day:
thedailywhat:
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nevermind, it’s a really obscure number and you’ve probably never heard of it.
[via.]
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at...
– Demetri Martin (via punchlines)
The Orion Radio News: Maverick tugboat captain... →
March 2009
42 posts
fmylife:
Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML
you know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. nowadays everybody’s...
– charles manson (via mercifuldiatribe)
BBC News: Holiday marks Tibet 'liberation' →
That 13-year-old father? He's not the father... →
markn:
hellonewworld:
Maury! Maury! Maury!
from Alex at http://legospaceship.tumblr.com/